{"id":960,"date":"2011-02-13T20:10:48","date_gmt":"2011-02-14T03:10:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/?p=960"},"modified":"2011-02-13T20:11:38","modified_gmt":"2011-02-14T03:11:38","slug":"born-out","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/born-out\/","title":{"rendered":"Born out"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was putting Will to bed and he said he wanted to crawl back into my tummy. I said he was too big now and asked what he would he do if he got back in there. He replied &#8220;I&#8217;d be born out&#8221;. I asked if he remembered being born and he said, &#8220;I was born out and I see Mina.&#8221; I couldn&#8217;t really argue with that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last night I was putting Will to bed and he said he wanted to crawl back into my tummy. I said he was too big now and asked what he would he do if he got back in there. He replied &#8220;I&#8217;d be born out&#8221;. I asked if he remembered being born and he said, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":962,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions\/962"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}