{"id":871,"date":"2010-12-17T20:59:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-18T03:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/?p=871"},"modified":"2010-12-21T11:29:08","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T18:29:08","slug":"funnies-just-realized-i-never-posted-this-from-last-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/funnies-just-realized-i-never-posted-this-from-last-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Funnies (just realized I never posted this from last month)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Amelia<\/strong><\/p>\n

While asking for something during breakfast she also asked, “oh, and when are you going to take me to Disneyland?” When pressed for details on Disneyland we discovered she didn’t know where Disneyland was or what was there.\u00a0 I think we have a little more time before that trip.<\/p>\n

Today after she took a nap she said the wind woke her up by “stealing her sleep”.\u00a0 She also thought she should steal the wind and put it in jail so it doesn’t happen again.<\/p>\n

Will<\/strong><\/p>\n

Will’s vocabulary is increasing everyday. Many of his sentences begin with “Mina”, his name for Amelia.\u00a0 He recently told me he wanted to go on an airplane.\u00a0 I asked where he would go and what he would do, and he replied, “Iowa, to ride tractors.”\u00a0 He also wants to ride his bike constantly and will say “Ride bike, helmet on.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Amelia While asking for something during breakfast she also asked, “oh, and when are you going to take me to Disneyland?” When pressed for details on Disneyland we discovered she didn’t know where Disneyland was or what was there.\u00a0 I think we have a little more time before that trip. Today after she took a […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}