{"id":871,"date":"2010-12-17T20:59:18","date_gmt":"2010-12-18T03:59:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/?p=871"},"modified":"2010-12-21T11:29:08","modified_gmt":"2010-12-21T18:29:08","slug":"funnies-just-realized-i-never-posted-this-from-last-month","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/funnies-just-realized-i-never-posted-this-from-last-month\/","title":{"rendered":"Funnies (just realized I never posted this from last month)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Amelia<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>While asking for something during breakfast she also asked, &#8220;oh, and when are you going to take me to Disneyland?&#8221; When pressed for details on Disneyland we discovered she didn&#8217;t know where Disneyland was or what was there.\u00a0 I think we have a little more time before that trip.<\/p>\n<p>Today after she took a nap she said the wind woke her up by &#8220;stealing her sleep&#8221;.\u00a0 She also thought she should steal the wind and put it in jail so it doesn&#8217;t happen again.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Will<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Will&#8217;s vocabulary is increasing everyday. Many of his sentences  begin with &#8220;Mina&#8221;, his name for Amelia.\u00a0 He recently told me he wanted to go on an airplane.\u00a0 I asked where he would go and what he would do, and he replied, &#8220;Iowa, to ride tractors.&#8221;\u00a0 He also wants to ride his bike constantly and will say &#8220;Ride bike, helmet on.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia While asking for something during breakfast she also asked, &#8220;oh, and when are you going to take me to Disneyland?&#8221; When pressed for details on Disneyland we discovered she didn&#8217;t know where Disneyland was or what was there.\u00a0 I think we have a little more time before that trip. Today after she took a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-871","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-story"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=871"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":915,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/871\/revisions\/915"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=871"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=871"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=871"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}