{"id":412,"date":"2008-12-18T11:07:31","date_gmt":"2008-12-18T18:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dspencer.nfshost.com\/?p=412"},"modified":"2008-12-18T11:07:31","modified_gmt":"2008-12-18T18:07:31","slug":"christmas-spirit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/christmas-spirit\/","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Spirit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia was finishing up her breakfast this morning and trying to tell me she wanted something. Unfortunately I wasn&#8217;t hearing her correctly. It sounded like &#8220;Mrs. Cole&#8221;, &#8220;Christmas Cole&#8221;, &#8220;carol&#8221;, etc. All my guesses to her request were making her frustrated. She got down, walked to the radio and brought me the &#8220;Nat King Cole&#8221; Christmas CD. Oh! After I put it on she said &#8220;Okay, now pick me up and dance with me.&#8221; How could I turn down that request??<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Amelia was finishing up her breakfast this morning and trying to tell me she wanted something. Unfortunately I wasn&#8217;t hearing her correctly. It sounded like &#8220;Mrs. Cole&#8221;, &#8220;Christmas Cole&#8221;, &#8220;carol&#8221;, etc. All my guesses to her request were making her frustrated. She got down, walked to the radio and brought me the &#8220;Nat King Cole&#8221; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-story"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=412"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":413,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/412\/revisions\/413"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}