Mom: “Will, please put your clothes away.”
\nWill: “Ugh, can’t you just give me a day off?”
\nMom: “Are you kidding me?!!!!”
\nWill: Currently putting his clothes away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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