{"id":1267,"date":"2012-07-12T18:44:22","date_gmt":"2012-07-13T01:44:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/?p=1267"},"modified":"2012-07-12T18:44:22","modified_gmt":"2012-07-13T01:44:22","slug":"recent-comments-from-will","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/recent-comments-from-will\/","title":{"rendered":"Recent comments from Will"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mom, why do people walk funny when they get old? You and dad are a little bit old. I&#8217;m still new.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vegetables make you grow big, sugar just makes you stay medium.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>When I give him a time limit, such as 5 minutes his response is always, &#8220;can I have a long five minutes?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Mom, why do people walk funny when they get old? You and dad are a little bit old. I&#8217;m still new.&#8221; &#8220;Vegetables make you grow big, sugar just makes you stay medium.&#8221; When I give him a time limit, such as 5 minutes his response is always, &#8220;can I have a long five minutes?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1267"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1269,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1267\/revisions\/1269"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}