{"id":1126,"date":"2011-08-03T13:15:46","date_gmt":"2011-08-03T20:15:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/?p=1126"},"modified":"2011-08-03T13:15:46","modified_gmt":"2011-08-03T20:15:46","slug":"a-destroyer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/funny-story\/a-destroyer\/","title":{"rendered":"A Destroyer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dave&#8217;s pager went off recently and Amelia said, &#8220;I think we should call that a destroyer because it destroys the good times and brings back the sad times.&#8221; Apparently the sad times are when Dave retreats to the basement to answer calls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dave&#8217;s pager went off recently and Amelia said, &#8220;I think we should call that a destroyer because it destroys the good times and brings back the sad times.&#8221; Apparently the sad times are when Dave retreats to the basement to answer calls.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[42],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1126","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny-story"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1126"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1127,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1126\/revisions\/1127"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1126"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1126"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1126"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}