{"id":105,"date":"2008-02-23T13:00:22","date_gmt":"2008-02-23T20:00:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/dspencer.net\/news\/we-rue-the-day-we-taught-amelia-colors\/"},"modified":"2008-02-23T13:00:22","modified_gmt":"2008-02-23T20:00:22","slug":"we-rue-the-day-we-taught-amelia-colors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/news\/we-rue-the-day-we-taught-amelia-colors\/","title":{"rendered":"We rue the day we taught Amelia colors!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because she only wants to wear purple! I tried to put a mauve shirt on her, and she said, &#8220;No! Pink!&#8221; I tried a navy blue shirt and she said, &#8220;Thats a black shirt, Daddy.&#8221; Damn it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because she only wants to wear purple! I tried to put a mauve shirt on her, and she said, &#8220;No! Pink!&#8221; I tried a navy blue shirt and she said, &#8220;Thats a black shirt, Daddy.&#8221; Damn it!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dspencer.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}